Why are they letting me talk to strangers on this many illegal substances? Who the Fuck are you people and where are my glasses?!

Why are they letting me talk to strangers on this many illegal substances? Who the Fuck are you people and where are my glasses?!

Im not doing so well guys. Im coming off of 3 days of heavy opiate use and jumping right into a dxm trip.

72-lfe:

You are in a room alone. You have alcohol, pills, and a belt. You decide today is the day. You take your opportunity to take your own life. You do. Your friends haven’t seen you in hours. You didn’t go to school the nect day. They come to see if you’re okay. They knock on your door. It’s locked….

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collegehumor:

Awesome K-Mart Commercial

One of the best ads you’ll ever see. Isn’t that right Billy? 

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collegehumor:

6 Easy Yoga Poses for the Average College Student 

Breathe. Relax throat muscles. Inhale that bacon, egg and cheese sandwich.

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Lmao, Reblog this forever!

Lmao, Reblog this forever!

collegehumor:

Mystery Can in Vending Machine
How else are they going to get people to drink Mountain Dew LiveWire?

collegehumor:

Mystery Can in Vending Machine

How else are they going to get people to drink Mountain Dew LiveWire?

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